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CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough


TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by WTFO

RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am
Always a**uming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


TOO COOL! - Meet the man all men want to be.




NINJA CAT - you will never be as cool as this cat.


TAGS: cat ninja cool funny
Rating: 2.63/5


IGNORANCE - When you put every knowledge aside for looking cool as hell.




CHAIN GANGS - What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate




HARUKO VS. EXCEL - There can be only one!


TAGS: anime manga excel saka haruko flcl fooly cooly furi kuri
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2010, 3:26 pm
LMAO!!!....Thanks Daddy.
GreyScorpion - October 11, 2010, 3:21 pm
here, eat your little debbie snack-n-cake...not that one, THIS one...the one I made special....just for you
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2010, 3:16 pm
Can I have red bull and cookies Uncle Scorpion? Or it just gonna be Red wine and rohypnol again?
GreyScorpion - October 11, 2010, 3:12 pm
it's nap time, no more Red Bull and cookies for you
rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 3:09 pm
A showdown between two of the most bat**** crazy female characters in all of anime. Excel Saga and FLCL are two of the most WTF? titles you'll ever see.


IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you




Your dating profile said -


TAGS: cool
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by okcats2

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:06 am
Just because a man doesn't like wood chips in the face...
ughomer - October 14, 2014, 5:37 pm
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Reality Lord - October 13, 2014, 7:32 am

lols


HEY SPOCK! -




BROWNIES - Best served when cool


TAGS: food humor brownies cool
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:29 pm
so
crankyhead - March 20, 2012, 8:54 pm
That reminds me of a poster I forgot to submit on Airmans birthday. I'll drop it in the queue now. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2012, 7:27 pm
That sounds like an invite to ridicule you.........you laughed because you're old and senile (and incontinent)
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:12 pm
why did this just crack me up? shut up Mooooooooo


I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! - Cool story bro.


TAGS: i see cool story
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:31 pm
Every time I see this I hear the insane laughter at the beginning of Gorillas "Feel Good Inc" Five flying flying windmills with Noodle sitting on the edge strumming, just for the memories of that great song.


SMART CARS - Now available in awesome!


TAGS: car smart car off road truck cool new
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Scott

aPauling - September 8, 2008, 3:19 pm
Anything that would tip when making a turn at 30 MPH can't be considered awesome.... unless it has big guns attached to it, like an AT-AT.
Ernie - September 6, 2008, 4:09 pm
I'm not sure I'd use the word "awesome". "Ridiculous"? Sure.


DISAPPOINTMENT -


TAGS: surfing disappointment surfer cool surfboard
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Battered

nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 2:23 pm
Rock it fat boy, have fun, do what you want to do, and have no regrets.


BIOSHOCK MONKEY - He will kill you...and with bees of all things...


TAGS: monkey bioshock bees cool awesome
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by Defero

Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:58 pm
NO GODS OR KINGS. ONLY MONKEYS.


ZZ TOP - The physical embodyment of what is, and what will always be COOL


TAGS: zztop music cool bands beard
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by caveman

twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:25 pm
It's odd that the only member WITHOUT a beard is named Beard! 5L!
rudeboy308 - June 8, 2011, 12:15 am
I saw them in Biloxi, MS a year or so ago. It was a working vacation, or as Billy Gibbons said, "We ran out of h** sauce in New York and had to come back down here." Ever since Eliminator, I've been a fan.
Cloudchaser - June 7, 2011, 1:20 am
They come runnin'! They yelp and they whine! 'Cuz women go crazy 'bout a fox-y man!
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:55 pm
5 cool L's caveman.
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:50 pm
A haw, haw, haw, haw! :)


COOLNESS -




SPIDERCOW - Not as cool as spiderpig... But way cooler than spiderman


TAGS: not as cool as spiderpig
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Chef

Bones9 - May 11, 2010, 9:37 pm
Seen this one irl, theres a heap of other cows painted up as well
Claire - May 11, 2010, 8:57 pm
I can see Moooooooooooooo had a little too much fun with the spandex.
Chef - May 11, 2010, 6:12 pm
Spiderbull? Ouch... gonna make the running of the bulls pretty interesting...
pieman - May 11, 2010, 4:46 pm
I think this is Spiderbull. I think he has blue balls too. I sure as hell don't want to get hit by that white sticky web.


TRUST - Equal parts faith and hope that the universe is not about to screw you over.




4M16'S COOL - You can only hope to be this cool when you grow up


TAGS: cool
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by willydoedntcare

grunt - March 11, 2009, 9:01 am
what a f**king pouge
MeanGene - February 1, 2009, 9:53 am
Sorry airman, but I'll stick with my suppressed 11.5 inch shorty full-auto M4. De oppresso liber.
lolwut? - December 16, 2008, 5:21 am
M4>M16


HEY JACK! - Why So Serious?


TAGS: mr cool is about to loose his
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Hawamleh - June 24, 2010, 6:33 pm
The Other Poster With this pic is much better, in my opinnion at least.
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 12:22 pm
That is the poster number of a poster with the same pic just shopped a bit differently. Use the search tab and plug the number in and hit go and you will see what the mexican is trying to point out.
whatukno - June 24, 2010, 11:45 am
Huh?
agdaniele - June 24, 2010, 9:04 am
#38233


THE RAT PACK - They invented cool ...


TAGS: rat pack they invented cool
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - September 8, 2011, 1:52 pm
The mystique has kind of worn off since the 1960's though. Now it is more like a desert Disneyland...
Airman - September 8, 2011, 12:17 pm
yes, but Bugsy Siegal took it in another direction thank god
Budog - September 8, 2011, 8:07 am
Did everyone know that Las Vegas was originally settled by Mormons?
Verdeckt - September 8, 2011, 7:35 am
More of thi5


S'COOL BIKE - louder than the bus, but worth it!




THE POWER OF INVISIBILITY! - Well the invisibility coat i ordered didn't work ... But the bike does!




TEXAS HEAT -




I KNOW... - The sun never sets on a Badass




REAL GUITAR HERO - Space Pirates play GH to win!


TAGS: guitar hero flcl haruko fooly cooly furi kuri curi anime
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by jalford

LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 9:42 am
This looks like a COSPLAY based on Porcelina...the hair, the bass, I mean really!
MO - July 31, 2009, 3:21 am
Never seen a bigger collection of 1's. Seriously, take a look at this tards collection....2.5 is his best rating..... you're doing great. Keep it up scorpio7 (with a new IP ad) Can you say Re-ban??? I can....
HITMAN!219 - July 31, 2009, 1:42 am
I f***ING LOVE THIS SHOW!!!


PIERCINGS... MEH... - The cool kids are having bagel implants!


TAGS: the cool kids are having bagel implants
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Chef

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:04 pm
Those look like horrible tumors.


GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.




BELL BOTTOM JEANS - god we were hot


TAGS: and cool too
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

jameswnash - August 24, 2010, 12:16 am
Some reason I hear the oldDingo boot commercial.." There is just something about a Dingo man"...5 all the way a round
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 7:14 pm
LMAO! Sporting the Chuck Norris look there Grey...
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 7:10 pm
work it grey. 5L's
ICEMAN - August 23, 2010, 6:07 pm
5 bells.
GreyScorpion - August 23, 2010, 2:59 pm
Oh yeah, baby....chicks be diggin' us....5L


YOUR VIRGINITY - Is like an accordion in an unlocked car. You'd have to pay someone to take it.


TAGS: its because you are not cool like me
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

forseti - July 6, 2010, 9:53 am
ROFL! 5 deflorations
Bovee - February 15, 2010, 2:49 pm
wow, thats great. i think i would still leave it.


THE KING OF COOL - If you raced cars, motorcycles, did your own stunts & basically lived life to the fullest... Yeah, you were cool.


TAGS: steve mcqueen cool
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

okami - March 25, 2010, 3:40 am
he was a fellow Marine. . .i knew people who'd been with him at Camp Pendleton Cal; one night he got drunk, stole and Amtrak & drove it through downtown Oceanside. . .they couldn't stop him till he got to the other side of town. . .
sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:54 am
gotta love a guy that would flash the peace sign in his mugsh**. 5L


WHAT WE HAVE HERE -


TAGS: cool hand luke
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 3:09 pm
LMAO bOB
bOB cHIN - August 28, 2009, 3:06 pm
Classical, like fine wine gets better with age. Think I'm a gonna go get some pickled eggs and a Moosehead
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 2:57 pm
thanks Lex
Lex - August 28, 2009, 2:54 pm
5 Cool Hand Poodles to you sir.


ONE FOR MY BABY -


TAGS: cool cat frank sinatra
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 6:17 pm
5 ring-a-ding dings
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 6:17 pm
"It's a quarter to three, There's no one in the place 'cept you and me..."


COOL - When there's no need to stress.




THIS DOG - Is way cooler than yours


TAGS: cool dog
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

GaryO - October 5, 2012, 8:20 am
I love this one. It’s my avatar on ReligiFake.
MissPriss - October 5, 2012, 12:18 am
Nice poster dporter...you should drop it by digmydog as well!


COOL SCIENCE 101 - Hypothesis? We don't need no stinking hypothesis! Hit the switch Igor!!!


TAGS: cool science tesla coil igor
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

Kubi - April 24, 2010, 8:13 pm
then your other 6 need moar funny
HAL8999 - April 24, 2010, 6:48 pm
*One* approval out of a series of 7??? Ouch!


SMOKING -


TAGS: smoke smoking snake cigarette smoker cool
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Andremann

Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 21, 2009, 10:56 pm
hehehehe.


KULULA AIRLINE PASSENGERS - Officially The Coolest Peeps in the World!


TAGS: airline people coolest airplane green
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by snyderguyz

Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:40 pm
1L. I expected a lot more out of this one. The pic is full of amsome and then all you did was repeat wat the pic said with the small change of adding officially to it. C'mon bud, try harder.


SWORDSMASTER GRANNY - Is gonna own everyone.


TAGS: swordsman swordmaster granney old women pwn owned cool powerful gransmother sword china
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by bs722

coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:30 pm
Depends how she uses the sword. Fear factor... 1L. Beating back the 32 cats, 6,265 roaches, and tax collectors around the apartment... 4L. I like to think shes a defender of Castle Grey Skull. "She has the Power". 5L.
karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:38 pm
i found this on the interweb a while back and thought it weak subject matter so 1l sorry


STEVE MCQUEEN - Yep, you will NEVER be as cool as him!


TAGS: mcqueen cool
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by vilnius

CloudchaserS - June 20, 2012, 1:01 am
Fun fact. He loved to race motorcycles. In The Great Escape, the actor playing the German chasing Steve McQueen was Steve McQueen. They had to shoot two separate sh**s because the stunt rider couldn't keep up


HARRY POTTER - can only wish he rolled as cool as this ...




A TRIBUTE - You took away the stigma that playing the piano can’t be cool You took away the stigma that all gays are flami........ Well.....you did the piano thing




POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.


TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by chareuleu

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....


Legos -


TAGS: sculpture funny cool weird
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by psaltsman

TigerKid - July 23, 2008, 7:49 pm
THAT...is cool.


SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS -


TAGS: lofty perch is a cool poster
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Sean

crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 6:34 pm
@ Sean, if i wasn't worried that it would come across as shameless self promotion, i'd happily debate with you, the merits of why i feel this one is better than mine. i'm happy I could inspire YOU though, i'm definitely way behind in that race. =)
panic8 - October 27, 2010, 4:58 pm
Devil-may-crap!
Sean - October 27, 2010, 2:59 pm
Thank you for the kind words. But Lofty Perch is a way better poster and of course the inspiration for this one.
5150monkeylove - October 27, 2010, 11:39 am
5l and fav'd.
Reality Lord - October 27, 2010, 7:16 am

we are not worthy...awesome!
Neener - October 27, 2010, 6:34 am
Love it!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 3:01 am
5peachle55... =)
agdaniele - October 27, 2010, 1:21 am
Brilliance.
Cubbybear - October 27, 2010, 1:19 am
LOL...Classic Sean


THE 3RD WHEEL -


TAGS: 3rd wheel sweat pants arent cool anymore ivan sheesh
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:56 pm
Great one!
Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:03 pm
LOL...Dem jeans make a difference! 5 sweaty lions


OUR MODA -


TAGS: mods are cool
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

culos - August 26, 2010, 6:08 am
Use the sync tool and it will be added to your account/show your name as creator
Houseplant - August 25, 2010, 8:46 pm
DUH... I forgot to log in to get my name on it...


OBAMA LOOKING COOL -


TAGS: obama cool job experience
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 5:48 pm
Strawberry-Banana
JLBachs - April 20, 2010, 5:43 pm
WTFO nailed it. His entire platform was "I'm not Bush" It may have been slim, but it was enough.
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:34 am
I agree with WTFO but he did have some other points besides looks, he just didn't have enough experience in politics to run yet. I'm a little surprised he won, although I rooted for him.
WTFO - May 17, 2009, 11:40 pm
Point well made, BTG. You forgot that he also ran on a platform of "change" which isn't a position, it is an opposition to something.
Brian The Great - May 17, 2009, 12:52 pm
If you can think of another politician in modern times with a slimmer record who ran for President based almost solely on his image besidest his guy, give me a name.
Dylan - May 13, 2009, 4:53 pm
Every election is just a "who looks cooler" contest because nobody is dumb enough to tell you their retarded decisions beforehand.
Brian The Great - May 13, 2009, 3:54 pm
Actually, I've estimated this guy pretty good. After 8 years of hearing about how we had a moron and a facist in the White House, now we're going to get to see what it really looks like.
Mosethyoth - May 13, 2009, 2:34 pm
If your ability of estimating people is as good as your professionalism obama will guide us into a bright future.


NATURE - always finds a way.


TAGS: cool
Rating: 2.62/5

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MICHAEL JACKSON -




CHUCK - He's better than you.


TAGS: chuck norris rox rocks better than you immortal amazing awesome kewl cool
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by spedrick henster

Seb - December 13, 2008, 5:30 pm
That is Jealousy talking there "f". And Chuck Norris never needed a gun anyway. He is simply about to break it.
f - September 2, 2008, 5:50 pm
Most over rated redneck white trash bum ever
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:31 am
chuck norris has a gun. OH SHI-


COOLNESS - No! BRO! in order 2B COOL! You have to "POP" Your collar




NO NAME - A man who embodies utter cooolness, does not need one.




COOLNESS -


TAGS: cool pants scary
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by ronsart

darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 4:41 am
It's not racism, It's culturism. Not our fault your culture "choice" sucks.
Penuts - November 4, 2009, 11:25 pm
haha f***stick great great explanation hahaha
tehsupercheez - October 9, 2009, 3:05 am
f***stick you're being a racist a**hole.
jetgod - September 18, 2009, 7:08 pm
Or don't. I prefer my retards easier to spot. Makes 'em easier to avoid.
Evox91 - June 13, 2009, 3:01 am
You know how sagging came around? In prison, the prison b****es would be forced to wear their pants half down so that they could be b*** f***ed at a moments notice. So all you ignorant dumb-ass punks who want to look "cool", pull up your f***ing pants
Anonymous2 - February 8, 2009, 2:28 pm
It's cool to ask for b****** as the catcher? Okay, I'm officially in despair.


OFFICE REFRESHMENT - Every office should have one of these.




NO ARGUMENTS. - This is the coolest helmet. Ever.


TAGS: helmet cool sci fi armor
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by galen066

Derek - November 22, 2009, 2:14 am
It's a totem: outsized Japanese helmet horns on a cyberman head on Darth Vader's helmet. Strangely, this is appears to be on a catwalk... fashion?
boeweizer - November 22, 2009, 1:29 am
cyberman helmet is best worn without emotions


NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU SHOP - You will never find a bag as awesome as this one!


TAGS: bag cool fun get one crazy ****
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by leeebling

GodsWorshipMe - February 10, 2010, 12:34 pm
Fail!!!!
Jmac0585 - February 10, 2010, 9:24 am
That's a pretty friggin' sweet bag.


A convenient truth -




Cool is overrated -


TAGS: devin townsend dancing jazz hands rather be happy than cool words i live by silverheart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 5:18 pm

All the world is waiting for a ph**ograph, all the world is waiting for a sign... It'll soon be over all we want is honesty, it'll soon be over all we've got is time...
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 12:22 am
How do we know we're out of control? How do we know? We never will know!
BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 10:07 pm
Words to live by 5/F
GaryO - September 22, 2013, 8:48 pm
Hey, if being a mime trapped in a glass box does it for ya, well cheers to that……love ya Sly, 5L.


THE BEST PART -


TAGS: bow ties looking cool
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - January 11, 2011, 5:48 pm

and the young kids say ".....who?"


AMBITION - When i was young I always wanted to be cool! ...I ended up as a crazy wizard.




YO!! -




DADDY'S ICE TRAY - He always use this tray... right until he was said that he's having a middle-aged crisis.


TAGS: cool funny
Rating: 4.4/5

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MAMMALS -


TAGS: cat dude guineapig mouse cool
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

LeightonESmith - September 1, 2012, 10:20 pm
More shameless self promotion in this pic! I've starred in a couple of motifakes now! :-D


NO EASTER????? - I didnt know the easter bunny was made of chocalate.........




COOL - She was country when country wasn't cool He was cool when cool wasn't country


TAGS: country music jazz cool
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - May 9, 2012, 1:58 pm
Meh, the more I look at this, the more I think I should have worked on the image composition. How embarrassing!


PATIENCE -


TAGS: play it cool
Rating: 3.71/5

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Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:44 pm
Ah crap. It dropped over 400 places in the ranking with just one vote. That voter #11 swings a mighty big stick. All Hail voter #11.


SHOWOFFS! - You see? This is why we haven't encountered any aliens.


TAGS: cool
Rating: 3.62/5

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CaptCourageous - December 25, 2011, 12:30 am
of course. how could an alien race advanced enough to travel space last against such an awesome explosion


POLITICALLY CORRECT -


TAGS: my seventy two hour cooling off period is over
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:25 am
You know that whole rule about personal attacks? Not that it really is one, but with the way things have been going around here in the last couple days, I don't know how strictly the rules will play.
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:23 am
Ok Boss...easy now. I don't intend to harm you.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:20 am
And it was the same dude. Lot of alge growing on his back, but if you looked real careful like at the algae, you see: Harry Belefonte. And there can be only one Harry Belefonte.
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:19 am
Rejected why?
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:19 am
Thanks NIK. Having you talk down to me like that feels a little like I'm cheatin' on the wife. But it happened more than once. And I picked up the little dude more than once. And I've caught my share of completely wild turtles. This was different.
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:16 am
LOL. I also submitted a poster, which I expect to be rejected, by the way. Had to do it though. How long do these things usually take? Seems like forever this time.
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:13 am
Obama poster isn't until August 11. What the hell, Sean?
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:13 am
Well I'm sure that's all just how you remember it. I've caught dozens of turtles of all kinds in my youth, and imagine if you stand in the right spot for long enough, you could call any name and something will come to you. HAHA!!! I'm just sayin...
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:12 am
*jaw-drop* Giving turtles a come-hither finger gesture?
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:12 am
Oh, uhm, "The Boss (Sean)" is because I just submitted an Obama -- "Born in the USA!" poster under that name.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:10 am
hurt a turtle, and he was fine. I didn't do anything else to him. Of course the "he" part of my totally true story is an a**umption on my part. The rest is as I have said.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:08 am
my finger (well out of reach of it's mouth). When it got a few feet onto land I made a noise and kinda bluff. When he truned to try to get back into the water, I lifted him up by the tail. I looked at him for a bit and then let him go. I would never
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:06 am
Thanks NIK. But I swear that story is true. I was about ten-ish and I called "Timmy" for about, what seemed like forever, and this pretty much fully grown snapping turtle came out of nowhere to where I was. I then lured it onto land using ...
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:05 am
Ambien, Sean?
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:04 am
LOL. Sean...you really crack me up!
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:03 am
or fed him a lot when he was smaller. What I was told is that they raised him and then let him and his sibling, Tommy, go.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:02 am
I used to know a snapping turtle named Timmy. Lived free, in a pond atttached to a lake, but would come if you called him. True story. Just thought I'd share that. The folks whose cottage was next to that pond either raised him from a hatchling ...
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:58 pm
Not the snapping turtles, I hope.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 11:57 pm
Either way, it's turtles all the way down.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:57 pm
Yeah! As soon as I figure out what that is, I'll thank you, Sean... or curse you.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 11:54 pm
Dammit, Bone ... you knew aggy was a recent convert to CT (Cosmic-Terrapinism), but you HAD to go there!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
This isn't much of an attack poster. I'm not even remotely offended.


ZAPHOD - I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.




SOMETIMES - Its just that obvious.


TAGS: cool geek nerd
Rating: 2.5/5


GREYBEARDS - once again making a plan to destroy the timmys


TAGS: timmy grey beards cool win death
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by randomosity

Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 8:10 pm
lol hunky dory
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 8:08 pm
I just don't take orders in the comment section that well. I respond to demanding PMs more readily.
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 8:06 pm
No need, Chopper... I'm no Greybeard... I can only reject all their posters, delete forum posts and threads, and prance about withy a moderator b***on on.
Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 7:49 pm
Ummmmm. I bow down to your great and magnanimous magnimosity?
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 7:46 pm
You do know that I have access to a reject b***on, right?
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 7:44 pm
Tsk, tsk Chopper. Far too rude.
Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 7:44 pm
I know I know - patience....
DreMagnum - November 10, 2009, 7:43 pm
theres 3 posters in queue?
Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 7:40 pm
Nice!! Hey agz oh great moderator - go clear out the Approval queue!
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 7:36 pm
And noobs?
DreMagnum - November 10, 2009, 5:08 pm
Greybeard are the epic motifakers, such as myself. Timmies are the rejects of motifake that vote down good posters and vote up their lame posters. Timmies are scum, greybeards are the people equivalent of ***bs
Koradan - November 10, 2009, 4:21 pm
OK, I've been on this a while. What is the thing with "Graybeard" and "Timmy"?


GREAT GAMES : DEFINITION - mwhere u can carry big guns, BE THE TYPICAL "AMERICAN HERO", AND GO ANY WHERE WHENEVER U WANT...farcry2


TAGS: farcry 2 game hero cool free
Rating: 1.48/5

More motifakes by wolverin99

agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 10:23 pm
LMAO! d*** right!!! Kids, take notes... it may seem hard to chase, catch and keep a real woman... but they're infinitely worth it. Hell, even a real smile from across a restaurant table.
Zed - November 21, 2009, 10:09 pm
No, Ag, that thing my wife does with her tongue makes real life infinitely better than any video game, console or PC.
Zed - November 21, 2009, 10:08 pm
"I just cringe at any comparison/contrast made about anime, games, etc being better than real life. Real life is tougher than any game... and the outcome isn't absolute... that's what makes it better" ????
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 6:47 pm
d4mn farcry2....this poster must be haunted :-O ....i didnt finish the game :-(........its punishing me :(( ........stayyy awayyyyyy from me.....nooooooo ):-I
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 6:43 pm
I can't help it......Your milkshake....brings all the cows to the yard....d*** right!
MO - November 21, 2009, 6:33 pm
Why would you ask such a random question to get my squirrel cage spining so fast? I kinda figured that's what it was but? Guess I'm just a sucker for a tricky question.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 6:30 pm
It's a lollipop.....why do you have to read so much into everything?
MO - November 21, 2009, 6:29 pm
But d*** it if I Don't! I'll bite. What's a lolly? (I'm prolly gonna regret this)
MO - November 21, 2009, 6:25 pm
I'm not falling for that one again Mooooo! Last time I woke up with a......whoops! Enough aboot that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 6:21 pm
Hey Mo....want a lolly?
MO - November 21, 2009, 6:20 pm
I'm sorry? What was that?
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 6:19 pm
U KNOW AS MUCH IM HAPPY THAT THERE IS SO MANY COMMENTS TO THE POSTER :D ........I THINK THERE WAS ALOT OF CONTROVERSIAL WOUNDS HAS BE OPENED HERE .IM HAPPY THAT U ALL HANDLE IT WITH OPEN MIND
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 6:19 pm
Follow your heart Aggy.....buy the Guinness......Buy the Guinness.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 6:17 pm
Mine's a Guinness, please. I'm d*** near ready to go get some. Dam girl pretty much sweated the flu out of me last night. If I wasn't feeling better, I'd be really pissed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 6:14 pm
Did someone say Jamesons?.......
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 6:14 pm
Oooops. Gotta shut up. Too logical.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 6:13 pm
I know a lot about politics.... trust me, just look at what goes on here with politics... you're not missing anything. It's all BS. Both parties are right, and both serve a purpose here... either one would ruin the country without the other's stances.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 6:11 pm
I don't need an escape from life... I just hate rebel scum. And as far as Ace Combat... love me some fighter jets... and yes, I use real dogfight tactics. Believe it or not, the game responds favorably to them. Ok... I'm ashamed.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 6:09 pm
with books, manga, anime, video games...I wonder if this is why I know so little about politics...?
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 6:08 pm
They're not better than real life. They're just a much needed escape. Everyone needs from time to time. I a**ume that's why you play Battlefront, unless your training for a secret mission or something. I probably run from reality more than I should lol
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 6:02 pm
I just cringe at any comparison/contrast made about anime, games, etc being better than real life. Real life is tougher than any game... and the outcome isn't absolute... that's what makes it better. Infinite random variables... daily... hourly.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 6:00 pm
I've done enough in life to where I'm somewhat not interested in these type of games. Nevertheless, I cling to Battlefront and Ace Combat like their made of Guinness. So, go figure.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:58 pm
I would say this is a good poster, but there are a few aesthetic...let's call them "short comings."
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:56 pm
I feel guilty. lol I'm always playing the German side in Wolfenstein...and sometimes in COD...Aggy, you can't dominate and humiliate an enemy all in your head. You could, however, crucify them in fiction. That, or contrive a devilish plan...
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:18 pm
Who needs imagination?


AWESOMENESS - “It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... DARY!”


TAGS: awesome barney himym cool legendary
Rating: 1.21/5

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bofthree - February 7, 2012, 12:47 am
You look familiar. Would you happen to go to UTA?


YOU KNOW -


TAGS: moobs aren t cool
Rating: 4.85/5

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ICEMAN - September 1, 2010, 9:16 pm
HAH!!! You funny guy! That's a fiver.


THERE WAS A TIME -


TAGS: fifties cool time
Rating: 4.45/5

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Greeny - March 24, 2011, 7:19 pm
5wingin!


HOT UNDER THE COLLAR? - COOLER HEADS ALWAYS PREVAIL.


TAGS: cool cop
Rating: 4.19/5

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twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 8:32 pm
Imagination: the mother of all inovation.


$50,000 PER HOUR -


TAGS: cool jets
Rating: 3.57/5

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ronsart - November 7, 2009, 9:08 pm
Thx Mr. Timebomb!
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 8:54 pm
Ronsart, once again, a master piece.
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 8:53 pm
One of the best aircrafts ever built. Go Skunk Works. Mach 5 points for the work. Great job.
LogicDude - April 7, 2009, 8:44 am
Ah yes! The Udvar-Hazy Center...it is AMSOME indeed gentlemen!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 7, 2009, 1:55 am
I've seen that. It's awesome. The same place also has the Space Shuttle Enterprise, which is also awesome.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 12:57 am
They have an SR-71 on display at the Air and Space Museum annex in Virginia (near Dulles airport). You can walk all around it and over the back on a catwalk. Very impressive.
ThePirate - March 21, 2009, 11:16 pm
I got to walk around one parked at an air show at McClellan AFB in Sacaramento... still remember it
asdf - March 21, 2009, 11:09 pm
There was a time where, if you were within a few yards of this, you'de be on the ground with guns pointed at your head. I actualy got to see one up close and personal just the other day. This was easily my fave cold war plane.
Bob from Toronto - February 20, 2009, 10:55 am
I heard of at least 1, one star general, who disagrees with the SR-71 having all of its capabilities been replaced by satellites.
BoneCD - February 16, 2009, 6:32 am
Pure genius...greatest spy plane ever built. To bad satellite spying rendered it obsolete!


THE FUTURE - Just Making The Stuff We Already Have Look Cooler.


TAGS: future cooler the lol car
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by zackinsanity

Bartimaeus - August 11, 2010, 9:37 pm
Imagine getting rear ended by that thing.
Derek - August 11, 2010, 9:32 pm
The cooler the car the worse the visibility
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:21 pm

RR once said to me "own the joke" . this is ok...patience and work the idea dude.
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
@whatukno it's a bit concerning that you know what a b*** plug looks like
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
I'm concerned if you park your b*** plug in your driveway! What have you been putting up there? Its an exit for petes sake
whatukno - August 11, 2010, 8:31 pm
Anyone else disturbed by the fact it looks like a b*** plug?
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:27 pm
would you really drive this type of thing? it looks like the bastard child of a prius and a turd
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 8:02 pm
You Bobviously don't get the joke......you should be ashamed of yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 7:59 pm
With all those "not funny enough's" in the queue, THIS gets through?


SLAVERY -


TAGS: drama queens unite and we will all wear really cool tiaras just like the statue of liberty
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 16, 2009, 1:03 pm
Oh god, I just made the terrible mistake of reading some older comments of WTFO. So ***kish. Accusing me of bowing down to Obama. Lame. Obama's not Bush. That's as close as I get to praising him for anything.
thatonechick - October 16, 2009, 12:42 pm
So you're telling me we DON'T have unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done?!? 60+ hour work weeks here... I must be a millionaire!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 12:20 pm
That's the best kind of racism ... and where the hell do you get racism from in relation to this poster?
rockntractor - October 16, 2009, 1:21 am
so racism is okay if it is against whites!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:44 pm
Your bowing down to a President that isn't even yours and has created a trade war with your country is what is tedious here. It's sad too.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:43 pm
according to work done. --Now, number 1 and 3 apply in the US through this Congress and White House. Instead of lecturing others about what a word means, you should buy a dictionary. BTW, this is a politfake since you are attacking others for politics.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:41 pm
2b. a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state. 3. a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:40 pm
Sean, Per Webster: SOCIALISM; 1. any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or govt ownership and admin of means of production and distribution of goods. 2a. a system of society or group living where there is no private property.
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:46 pm
Thanks for the compliment but I can't claim this to be an anti-politifake. And I'm not adamantly opposed to politifakes, but they tend to be annoyingly artless. I mean c'mon, making a poster out of a political cartoon. And echoing, that point? Derrrr.
KDP3 - September 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Only Sean can make the best anti politfakes 5 Lions/Monkeys
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:20 pm
Question: who do socialist governments tax? (please note that I am using the word "socialist" correctly.)
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:17 pm
Wow yer tedious. And would it hurt you to look up the word socialist?
Rollseyes - September 10, 2009, 10:54 pm
Oh yeah, resistance to socialist dogma simply MUST be because people are just racist. Not because socialism has FAILED wherever it has been tried. No thank you.


COAL - Because cool isn't cool and kewl is overused.




PWNAGE - This has it


TAGS: robots bombs pwnage cool mech awesome
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Leeroy Jenkins

4thelulz - February 15, 2011, 9:21 pm
Kentares IV for the win!
Woody - June 30, 2009, 9:47 pm
aman to that.
Schifty - November 26, 2008, 2:37 pm
**** yea!


RIVERDANCE - You have two left feet.




ZOMBIES AND KIDS - "hello mrAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"




NOT COOL - No. Just, no.




YOUR ARGUMENT - is invalid to Egg-Hat.


TAGS: egg eggs hat invalid wrong argument cool awesome
Rating: 1.45/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

barockeva - January 27, 2009, 6:24 pm
Redundant caption is redundant.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
YOUR POST is repetitious.


Beginners be careful -


TAGS: slow cool down
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

maoworks2 - August 22, 2013, 8:04 am
That's Called the maoworks2 work out .
Greeny - August 22, 2013, 4:37 am
Sure, rub it in my face - lucky ba5tard...


Friendzone -




FACE IT -




BEING COOL - Iceman didn't do it alone


TAGS: iceman cool
Rating: 4.62/5

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Bartimaeus - August 24, 2010, 9:05 pm
Why is the blind b**** driving! She missed the school by the three blocks, and a dozen children on the way.(Those are fifty points each)
pzykosiz - August 24, 2010, 9:03 pm
oh. i thought he meant you'd been hanging around in the freezer too long
ICEMAN - August 24, 2010, 5:57 pm
Makes me kinda wonder why I'm still hangin' around here. Heh, heh, heh.


ANY REGRETS? -


TAGS: faceplant is just cool like that
Rating: 4.53/5

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Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 9:31 pm
Effin A Cotton, effin A. 5L


THE EXTREMES OF GAMING -


TAGS: alignment calendar super cool porsche
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - February 16, 2014, 10:03 pm
art....dammmn
Airman - November 16, 2011, 11:33 am
I found out that a buzz cut help5 hide the spot.. and a hat
Reality Lord - November 15, 2011, 6:58 am

Ok....no bald spot....where do i get my porsche? Nice. How..the tilty avatars?


FANTASY - No matter how well you imagine something, the reality is just never as amsome.


TAGS: coolioindeed timmy harry potter parody finale deathly
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

CoolioIndeed - September 27, 2010, 5:47 pm
Judging by these positive comments, I'm wondering if I should quit while I'm ahead HAHA
msouth - September 27, 2010, 1:02 pm
This one goes to six.
Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 7:23 am

absolutely.....5L
ICEMAN - September 25, 2010, 12:26 am
Amazing. 5L


ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY BE COOL, THIS IS A ROBBERY! - Any of you smurfing smurfs move, and I'll execute every smurfysmurfing last one of ya!




LIGHTSABER -




IS IT STILL COOL... - to wear your hat backwards?


TAGS: cool fashion nerd still redneck
Rating: 4.22/5

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maoworks2 - May 23, 2012, 9:50 am
Cool Man !


COOL - Is just 120V away.


TAGS: cool
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by Danny

boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:00 pm
I think I know this guy.
Produceman117 - January 13, 2010, 4:26 pm
Very Good! 5Ls.
erock - December 29, 2009, 9:09 pm
funny stuff!
LogicDude - December 14, 2009, 4:33 pm
Danny's back? COOL!
thatonechick - December 14, 2009, 4:01 pm
5L for Danny! ;)
thatonechick - December 14, 2009, 3:13 pm
Danny?!? LoL
BoneCD - December 14, 2009, 2:56 pm
Nice Danny!!!


PRODUCEMAN AND AIRMAN - Thought "The Crew" would like some special snacks for their next get together


TAGS: even if we are nt cool enough to belong
Rating: 4.08/5

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Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 11:24 pm
Yes!


CREATIVITY - Where one would find a heap of trash Another will find a treasure




HOT FEMALE ASSASINS - Make the job seem a lot more sexier and cooler than it really is.


TAGS: h** female assasins ***ier cooler
Rating: 4/5

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Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:14 pm
@rudeboy308, Totally agree. Even if I had to read the movie...
rudeboy308 - July 28, 2011, 5:13 pm
The original French version is cooler, darker, and ***ier than the American remake with Bridget Fonda.
Reality Lord - July 27, 2011, 8:25 am

great movie


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